Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

Where I work we have a fantastic set up to send newsletters, a newsletter editor written entirely in-house that makes it easy to add products (in a variety of styles), signings, competitions, and random text into a newsletter.

We send emails via MailChimp (who are also awesome), so we insert tags into the templates to allow users to unsubscribe, view their profile, etc.

About a month ago I was tasked with adding a bit of new functionality to the newsletters, specifically allowing competitions to be added. So I grabbed a copy of the current template – there was another template as well, but it was named In development (Do Not Use) – and updated it to include the functionality I’d added. Then I renamed the old template indicating it should no longer be used, and that my new template should be.

A month later, it turns out that the unsubscribe link on the newsletter that have gone out since the change were wrong. I checked my new template against the old one, and they were the same, but didn’t match the old newsletters that I had in my inbox.

Then I thought to check the development template, and sure enough, it had the correct code in there. Asked the staff and yes, they were previously using the In development template. I had assumed that they wouldn’t be using the template named Do Not Use.

But, as my old boss used to say, “assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.”

This may or may not be where the phrase originally came from (Under Siege 2):

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Just like Doc Brown

I’ve got a couple of trips coming up this month, and both of them are to countries with different currency to what I normally deal with. So I went off to the bank this morning to change some money so I wouldn’t arrive completely unprepared.

It reminded me of the scene in Back to the Future Part II where Doc pulls out a suitcase containing money for use in different  time periods. There was something similar in the film Jumper, but with international currency (and I can’t find a picture of it).

I always wanted a suitcase like that. What I actually have is a pencil case (which was a cover mount for the Wallace & Gromit magazine) with a few bits of change from the UK and Australia along with twenty-something Swiss Francs from 2003.

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Completely forgotten

I was in London last week working. I was working and I caught up with as many people as I could squeeze into the week while not collapsing from exhaustion half way through.

I also had a great idea for something to write on this site. In fact, it was something so detailed that it was going to require two or three posts to discuss it.

But, now back in Barcelona, I’ve completely forgotten what it was.

On a completely unrelated note, I’ve ended my recent  Vegemite famine, bringing six jars back with me.

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Happy 1st Birthday!

It’s hard to believe that a year ago Andrea’s sister Mamen gave birth to tiny Bruno.

Well, it’s true and that means yesterday was his first birthday!

So, Happy 1st Birthday Bruno!

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The problem is too many researchers

This is the response from the Secretary for Science after widespread outcry over the recent cuts to Spain’s research spending.

The tone of the opinion piece in Nature, written by the Secretary herself (or the publicity department at any rate), is condescending as she speaks of “slimming down” Spain’s R&D in order to “optimise the Science, Technology and Innovation”.

Of course the truth of it comes out a couple of paragraphs further down when the article basically states that with Spain’s unemployment rate up to 25%, who really cares about research anyway?

Of course there’s no mention of where new jobs should come from if there are no innovators building new business on new technology. Perhaps they’re just hoping that everyone will be happy working in Zara.

I’d find all this talk purely academic (pardon the pun) if it weren’t for the fact that I’d like to settle in Spain and work in research myself. Unfortunately it’s looking more and more like Andrea and I will have join the rest of Spain’s highly educated youth and look somewhere else.

The worst bit is that with this sort of attitude towards the sciences, it’s not even that likely that we’ll have jobs to return to Spain for in ten years time (or twenty for that matter).

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Wiwichear as a verb

wiwichear (verbo intransitivo)

  1. (hablar en inglés) to speak in English;
  2. (hablar sin sentido) to speak in a nonsense language.
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Towel Day

Today is Towel Day, celebrating the life and work of that hoopy frood Douglas Adams.

Now I really should get off to my german exam.

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That occasional feeling

I’ve been living away from my native Australia for the last seven years. In the last four years I’ve had very little contact with other Australians, I basically don’t know any where I live in Barcelona.

I had a funny experience yesterday when, after purchasing something online, I got an email from my bank in Australia. My transaction looked suspicious, could I please contact them to confirm it’s okay, and instructions to reverse charge the call if I’m overseas.

I called up a number and got onto the reverse charge service in Australia and instantly got a funny pang of homesickness hearing a complete stranger’s australian accent.

I friend of mine once said that she suspected that the boarder control staff were specifically employed for the strength of their australian accent, I think that that Telstra may do the same with their call centre staff who answer the international reverse charge calls.

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Quotes about programming languages

A funny, but somewhat short list of quotes about (mainly disparaging) programming languages by people famous enough that it counts.

Of course some of the best are by Dijkstra.

“It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that [sic] have had prior exposure to BASIC; as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.”

There’s nothing in there about Objective-C, but I’m sure there’s got to have been some interesting things said about it.

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They’ve got me there

It’s been a fair while since I’ve bought a video game on launch. I’m just not as fanatical as I used to be about that. I do still buy the occasional game though.

I have, in fact, bought every single game that Blizzard has released in the 10 years or so. This meant that I kind of just assumed that I’d buy Diablo 3 pretty much as soon as it came out.

I’ve been busy though, I have a German exam next Friday and I’m finishing off an iOS game based on The Dambusters, so next weekend would be the earliest I’d think of playing it.

I had got to the point where I thought I might even hold off longer, I am trying to focus on my research after all.

Then I got an email from a friend who just bought it, and Penny Arcade put the nail in the coffin, so to speak with their comic from yesterday.

Now it’s actually holding out.

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