So there I was, complaining about how difficult it is for me to live in Europe due to visas and what-not when the perfect solution popped into my head. Australia should join the EU.
Before you shout me down, listen for a moment. We share a reasonably similar culture, Australia would probably benefit from the Euro more than the other way around, but no more so than some of the countries that have recently joined the EU. There’s lots of Europeans who would love to spend some time living and working in Australia, and if this went ahead no pub on the continent would be lacking for bar staff ever again.
So, vote yes to Australia joining the European Union.