Old news I know, that Kevin Rudd has been replaced by Julia Gillard as Australian Prime Minister, making Gillard the first ever woman to hold the position in Australia. Having lived out of Australia for a little while now, I like to keep hold of my romantic view of Australia, with that in mind here’s what I’d like to believe was said by our new PM to her predecessor.
“No offence Kev, but you’ve completely lost the fucking plot.”
Everyone in Australia knows that anything following the phrase “no offence” can be just about as offence as you like.