I’m in Melbourne (again), this time for Mike and Sophie’s wedding in a little over a week.
The weather has been a bit average, but it just means that we can pass off the last 8 years of sunny weather and droughts that Melbourne has had as a strange anomaly and return to Melbourne where…
I hate a sunburnt country,
a land of sweeping planes.
That’s why I live in Melbourne,
where it always bloody rains.
I have also discovered what retired ad men do. They write blogs ranting about the poor state of the advertising industry and watch clips on YouTube.