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Spanish drivers license - I'm from Austria

Unfortunately, as a resident (even temporary) in Spain, my Australian drivers license isn’t valid.

So, towards the end of last year I went through all the process (and all the cost) of getting my drivers license here in Spain.

Unlike in Victoria, where they make your drivers license while you wait, I’ve had to wait a month to get my physical license in the mail.

So, I was really excited for about 30 seconds until I realised that they’d put down my nationality as being from Austria.

They also haven’t included the start date from my Australia license, something which they were supposed to do after I went through all the trouble of getting documentation from VicRoads and the Embassy of Australian in Madrid.

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He had to question his calculations

I just read an article on Wired about a mathematics Ph.D. student using scripts and data mining techniques to “hack” the online dating site OKCupid to find a match.

Interesting article, although I read one about a woman doing something similar a few years ago, but it did have this fantastic line in it:

Most unsuccessful daters confront self-esteem issues. For McKinlay it was worse. He had to question his calculations.

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The Player of Games

The Player of Games

Today I finished Iain M. Banks’ second culture novel, The Player of Games.

I originally started reading the Banks’ culture novels ordered by thickness (longer books are usually better value from a dollars per hour of entertainment point of view). Although I’ve now decided to read the remainder in the order that they were written.

I’m acutely aware that there are now a fixed number of Culture novels, and once I’ve read them all, there won’t be any more. So I’m taking my time, and hope to enjoy The Hydrogen Sonata when I get to it.

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Barcelona Bitters

Bitters

After being introduced to bitters in Australia, Andrea wanted to have some at home. So we went looking for it in the El Corte Inglés supermarket, but with no luck. We even asked in the gourmet section, but there, just like in the rest of it, no one even knew what we were talking about.

Today we were there again today, topping upon limoncello. Lo and behold, sitting in front of the pacharan was a lone bottle of bitters.

After asking an attendant where the bottle was actually stocked l, we were directed to the sauce aisle. We found the bitters next to the soy sauce, showing that even the El Corte Inglés buyers don’t know what it’s for.

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The designer and the stone statue

The story:

A young designer was troubled and sad, so he went to see his Master.

“Nobody recognises my work” the designer said with woeful voice.

The Master took him to a temple with a beautiful stone statue in the centre and said, “If you want your work to be recognised you must be like the person who made this statue”.

They kept walking for a couple of minutes until the designer asked “Who made it?”.

“I don’t know” replied the Master.

Suddenly, the designer was enlightened.

This is adapted (stolen) from The programmer and the stone statue which I read on the blog of Jano González (linked from Hacker News) this morning.

It’s seemed especially relevant seeing as a video that Evan made of a Lindt ball melting in 3 minutes on a 42º Melbourne day has gone viral.

It’s been picked up by news sources and web-sites in Australia and around the world. While in most cases (especially to begin with) the video posted came directly from Evan’s vimeo page, many of the articles gave absolutely no attribution.

Some just didn’t bother (Gizmodo.com.au was the first of these, but there were many more) while others (like Bloomberg) worded their copy to make it sound as if one of their own staff made the video.

So, perhaps that’s the trick. Anonymity brings recognition.

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Día de los Reyes Magos

In most of Spain (along with a lot of other “latin” countries), gifts don’t come from Father Christmas, they come from the Reyes Magos (Magi Kings, the three kings from the biblical story of Christ’s birth).

Apparently, they got lost along the way and didn’t show up until a couple of weeks after the birth. As such, what best translates as Three Kings Day is celebrated on the 6th of January.

This is an important day for Andrea’s family, and as usual we all got together to see what Baltasar, Gaspar, and Melchor brought us. Amongst other things, I got a GorillaPod, and made use of it to get a photo of all of us (perhaps the first since I’ve celebrated Christmas with the Martínez Trujillo family.

The Martínez Trujillo Family on Three Kings Day

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He’s returned

Er ist wieder da, Timur Vermes

I just finished reading Er ist wieder da (English: He’s returned, Spanish: Ha vuelto) by Timur Vermes. It follows Adolf Hitler, who awakes in a back alley of Berlin in 2011, with no memory of his death or the intervening years. I liked the premise and although the book never really grabbed me, there were some great comedy moments.

It was recommended to me by one of the guys in the department I visited in Paderborn last year. The cover is a fantastic piece of graphic design.

Although it’s a German book, I read it in Spanish, my German isn’t that good. The English translation comes out later this year with the title Look who’s back.

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Another decade on: 2013 (part 2)

We’re back for part 2 of my recap of 2013. You can find part 1 here. In case anyone couldn’t work it out, the event of the year was…

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On the 10th of September, Andrea defended her Ph.D. thesis in front of a panel of doctors from Barcelona, Granada and Portugal. The beginning and end of the defence were in English and the middle was in Spanish. It was impressive seeing how Andrea, who had been understandably nervous leading up to it, fell into a perfect rhythm during the defence and answered all the panel’s questions impeccably. By the end of the day, Andrea had received the news that she had not only passed, but received the highest possible grade. It’s now Dr. Andrea Martínez Trujillo.

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Of course, it wasn’t quite time to relax. At the end of September, Andrea was at yet another conference, this time in Germany. Since she had to fly in and out of Luxembourg, I joined her there for a weekend at the end of her trip. It’s a funny little principality squashed between France, Germany, and Belgium. Once again we had a fair bit of rain and we also discovered a fantastic restaurant on our first night. All in the name of moving up in the one-country-per-year game.

Paris

A week later we were in Paris with Andrea’s parents as well as her eldest sister Sonia, and her husband Toni. I arrived a day later than the others, after my very first calculus class, and we had an incredible long weekend. Neither Andrea’s parents nor Andrea had been to Paris before and I saw parts of the city that I’d not seen on any of my previous visits, including going up the Eiffel Tower this time. We saw just about all of the city, and had Andrea’s dad walking up more stairs than he ever wants to walk up again (we promised no more after the first 98, but this turned out to be a lie and he stopped counting after that). We all had an incredible four days.

Two weeks later we were heading off again, this time for Andrea’s first visit to Australia.

Dubai

We stopped for a couple of days in Dubai on the way through. I’ve passed through Dubai half a dozen times before, but never left the airport. We saw the Burj Khalifa (the tallest building in the world), the Dubai Mall (the biggest shopping centre in the world) and Dubai’s fantastic, if small, metro (we are pretty sure that they have the cleanest metro toilets in the world).

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Then we flew to Sydney and spent four days there. We caught up with my schoolfriend Greta as well as seeing all the sights. We had to return to Circular Quay three days in a row to finally get a shot of the Opera House with a bit of blue sky behind it. We also went on a tour to the Blue Mountains, where we got to see a part of NSW that I’d never seen before and some amazing sights.

On to Melbourne to show Andrea my “home town”. We caught up with lots of family and friends while we were there, including an “intense weekend of family” which Thea had prepared for our first few days. My cousin Mike even flew down from Brisbane to see us, which was fantastic.

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Along with lots of trips into the centre of Melbourne, we went with Thea and Bruce to see Healesville Sanctuary and saw penguins on the St. Kilda breakwater, which was a fantastic experience. Andrea’s favourite part of the trip was definitely our drive down the Great Ocean Road to see the Twelve Apostles. After a cloudy weather the whole drive there, the clouds parted as we arrived and we had perfect weather for photos. While we were in Melbourne, we also went with Thea, Bruce, Evan, and Steph to see Leonard Cohen in concert. It was incredible see how the 79 year-old crooner moved on stage. If I’ve got half as much energy as him when I reach 79 I’ll be thrilled.

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Our last weekend in Melbourne we attended our third and final wedding for the year. Another friend from school, Chloe, and her boyfriend finally tied the knot (they’d only been going out for ten years). It was a great evening and great to see off all my school friends before heading back home.

Back in Barcelona and Andrea was back to searching for jobs and I was getting stuck into my research. I also had some driving lessons and took the practical driving exam (the theory exam I did before we left for Australia) and passed just before Christmas. I don’t have the physical license yet, but at least that’s out of the way and I’ve got a license to drive in all of Europe.

Now Andrea and I are in Granada for Christmas. Andrea’s nephew keeps growing and growing, and he’s started to sing some songs in English. In fact, he’s currently singing more in English than Spanish!

So, that was 2013. Here’s to a 2014 with just as many Ph.D. defences completed!

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Another decade on: 2013 (part 1)

It’s just about the end of 2013, and time for a post about the year. It’s been a big year, full of new experiences for me and especially for Andrea.

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In January I finished up my stay in Paderborn with plenty of snow. I said goodbye to all the people I’d met over my four months there and then headed back home to Barcelona.

The day after I arrived in Barcelona I caught the final day of the annual Barcelona Number Theory Seminar (STNB), which I had helped organise. My contribution was a website for the seminar, stnb.tk, which now hosts over 10 years of archives from the annual seminar. It’s one of the biggest web projects I’ve programmed solo, and I learned a lot of the complications involved in creating a truly multilingual website.

Shortly after I arrived back in Barcelona, Andrea started writing her Ph.D. dissertation. As anyone who’s written one, or witnessed the writing of one, can testify, it’s a long a difficult process that kept Andrea completely occupied for the following five months at all hours. I helped out as I could, proof-reading, helping around the house and posting amusing things on Facebook.

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We had a respite in March heading down to Córdoba for the wedding of one of Andrea’s friend’s from uni. Mª Dolores is the first of the group to get married and we all had a fantastic time (along with the other 300 guests!). This was my first Andalusian wedding, and I got to see some of the traditions that don’t exist in other parts of Spain. It was also our first of three weddings that we attended this year.

Then, in April I finished up my third decade on Earth. In true Stainsby style my family set up a website – happybirthdayhayden.com – where people could leave messages and photos to wish me a happy birthday. It was wonderful to get so many messages from friends and family, especially since I don’t live in the same country as many of them anymore. I waxed philosophical for a bit, the short version being that I feel very lucky to have experienced everything that I have in the last 30 years and am looking forward to the next 30!

Next up a nice extra birthday present. I finally signed my contract with the university. Over two and a half years into my Ph.D. and I had finally gotten myself a scholarship! This certainly helped make things a bit smoother balancing work and study. Part of the fellowship (it’s really a fellowship, not a scholarship) had my teaching for the first time in Spain. In the 2013/14 academic year I’ve been tutoring calculus classes to Aeronautical Management first-years (we used to call them JAFFYs at Monash) and I’m thoroughly enjoying it.

Boston

May also saw Andrea heading off to the USA for the second time in a month. She had been in Wisconsin at the end of April for a conference and now had another one in Boston, but this time I was going with. While we both spent most of the week working, especially Andrea with her dissertation, we got out for a bit of tourism and also a wonderful meal courtesy of Evan and Steph for my birthday. It rained almost the entire time that we were in Boston, but we got to see the famous universities (MIT and Harvard) and a lot of the city, which is all incredibly green and has some lovely old (for the new world) parts.

I headed off to the University of Warwick for a number theory in cryptography summer school in June, and got my copy of Galois Theory signed by the author, Iain Stewart, who’s a professor there. This was nice for me, as that book was the first real mathematics book that I ever read and it helped me a lot when I was started my Ph.D.

In July – with an enormous sigh of relief – Andrea deposited her thesis dissertation. While it wasn’t the end – she still had to defend it – it was a big moment and I think Andrea was very happy with what she’d written and I couldn’t have been more proud. An almost 200 page document written in a foreign language is a big task, and this one was well written and a huge accomplishment.

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At the end of July we headed for Granada for the wedding of one of Andrea’s cousins as well as a much needed summer break. The wedding was celebrated in the church inside the Alhambra with the reception below in the Palacio de los Córdova. The views were, as can be imagined, absolutely spectacular.

After a hot summer relaxing in Granada, it was back to Barcelona for the event of the year.

I’ve run out of time this evening to finish the recap, so you’ll all have to wait until tomorrow for the event of the year along with the rest of 2013.

Update: You can read part 2 here.

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Webcomics

I’ve been reading webcomics for almost as long as they’ve been around. The selection that I read each week hasn’t changed much in the last few years, but I think it’s time to remove a few from my list that aren’t being updated, and add a few new ones that I’ve found recently.

Since I’m going through the process, I’ll list the comics I’m not reading anymore, the ones that will stay on the list, and those new ones that I’ll be adding.

Outgoing

User Friendly

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This was the very first webcomic that I started reading some thirteen or fourteen years ago. Unfortunate it hasn’t been updated in a few years and the comics that appear each day are repeats.

Apple Geeks

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This is a comic that I started reading at uni, it also hasn’t been updated in a few years. The writer now does another comic called Johnny Wander, but I don’t know if the artist has another comic around.

The Meek

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This comic is one of the latest ones that I added, and followed the standard comic format with full pages updated less frequently. Unfortunately the author/artist stopped making it, citing that she just doesn’t enjoy the comic making process. It’s a shame because it was a great story with some wonderful characters.

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Three Panel Soul

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This is a comic made by the two guys who used to do Mac Hall, and true to its name, is always composed of three panels (well almost always). It’s a bit of a laugh, and has some fun geek culture gaming references along with bits and pieces about the lives of the creators.

Johnny Wander

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A webcomic made by the writer from Apple geeks and his now girlfriend who is a fantastic artist. It goes from somewhat non-fictional stories about their own lives to some fantastic stories that they’ve created with a lot of wonderful characters.

PhD Comics

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A comic about life in grad school (i.e. doing a PhD). Laughs mixed with the sort of truisms that make you feel like you’re part of a big suffering community and occasional interesting descriptions of research.

Megatokyo

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This is another long time favourite. Its the ongoing saga of two friends who end up in Japan without visas or passports. Lots of references to manga that go over my head. The original second creator (the one who wasn’t the artist) left the series a while back, and it moves a bit in stops and starts, but I still enjoy it.

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“A webcomic of  romance, sarcasm, math, and language.” This is one of my favourites, the artist is always managing to stuff huge amounts of insight and trivia into a webcomic drawn with stick figures.

Penny Arcade

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One of the very first webcomics made, and probably the biggest success of the genre. A gaming webcomic made by two friends whose alter egos are portrayed in the comic. I still enjoy it years after I stopped really being a gamer.

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Bad Machinery

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The story of a group of schoolgirls who solve paranormal mysteries and a group of three boys with whom they sometimes but heads and sometimes seem to fall over. It’s set in the fictional town of Tackleford in West Yorkshire, England. It’s got fantastic storytelling and is always reliably updated. As far as I can tell, the author/artist has been doing webcomics almost ten years, which is a feat in and of itself.

Two Guys and Guy

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A comic I found on deviantArt, written and drawn by a guy from Sweden. It’s a one gag a comic sort of deal centred around two guys and a girl named Guy (which of course, explains the name). The characters are over the top and it’s always a good laugh.

League of Super Redundant Heroes

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An ensemble comic drawn by two different artists. There were originally three, the other being the artist from Two Guys and Guy. It’s a parody of superhero comics about a sub-par super-powered group in a town full of supers. Again, it’s a good laugh.

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Continuing with the superhero theme, JL8 is a cute little comic based on the premise that DC’s Justice League characters all attend primary school together (they are suppose to be around 8 years old).

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